Remember when you hit the brakes too soon?
Twenty stitches in the hospital room
Let’s all help college students get knowledge they deserve for free:)
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
The great thing about music is it did not save your life
It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life
That’s the beauty of music
This is probably the most important thing I have read in the last 3 years of my life, thank you to whoever posted this.
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0
The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.
whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
winter is great because I can always wear huge sweaters and nobody has to know if I’m wearing a bra or not